This is Why You Suck at Guitar: Your Barres and Barre Chords Suck!

Hey Suckamaniacs!!!
Uncle Ben returns, here with a brand new lesson for you all about beating the snot out of barres and barre chords.

You abysmal barres have been scaring chicks away from you since the day you first tried wrapping your mitts around an F. You’ve gotten a jihad put on you, your stepmom cut off your allowance, and your guidance counselor refuses to even speak with you, all on account of those busted barres you drag around. But don’t worry, Uncle Ben is here to help!

In this episode of TiWYSaG, you’re going to learn everything you need to know to master the ancient secrets of barring, from small 2 string barres all the way up to mammoth 6 string beasts, then wrap up with a handful of tips and tricks to help you score with whatever kind of barre it is you’re working with.

Grab thine sharpest axe, and sit down for a spell, and get ready to be blasting barres all over the face, neck, and chest of anyone within earshot.

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~ by ben eller guitars on 08/03/2015.

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